Freddie Mercury or His Holy Greatness King Frederick of Mercury and the Entire Universe of Everything Awesome (incarnated September 5, 1946), singer, front man, author, opera diva, boxing champion, bike racer, ballet dancer, and the Right Hand of god, is best remembered today for his many international hits and for conquering the world. It is said that Freddie Mercury's voice can stop Humphrey Bogart in his tracks, and he is accepted as the greatest singer of all time, despite what those biased, hypocritical assholes at Rolling Stone wrote about him. Freddie Mercury outperforms every other singer in the world in terms of control, power, range, articulation, phrasing, use of dynamics, uniqueness, breath support, register switching, register blending, pitch, vocal runs, consistency throughout registers, volume control, vibrato control, sustain, diction, projection, resonance, and versatility. He is said to have a vocal range of 32 octaves. źródło: nonsensopedia
Niesamowity głos, charyzma, wizerunek sceniczny, poczucie humoru...
Skąd wzięła się ta zaje*istość? Egzotyczne pochodzenie wymieszane z zaratusztriańskim wychowaniem i skomplikowaną seksualnością? Boska cząstka? Przypadek?
"Na scenie jestem tak silny, że czasem wydaje mi się, że stworzyłem potwora".
Z drugiej strony, człowiek nieśmiały, niepotrafiący ułożyć sobie życia, nieszczęśliwy(?). "Wielki Udawacz"?
Tak jak napisał Kacio.
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